There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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