so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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