I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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