I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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