dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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