when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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