You just made me feel so damn special
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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