Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
jump out the window naked night went bad
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