4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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