Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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