So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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