I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
