you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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