Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
