i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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