He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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