I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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