Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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