i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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