Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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