dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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