i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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