Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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