nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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