I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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