i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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