Me too!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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