Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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