A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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