I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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