Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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