Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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