there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel great
I just peed on a car
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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