and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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