best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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