How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
