Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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