Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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