.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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