McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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