Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night