you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job