she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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