I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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