I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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