your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Please, let me fuck your mom
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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