Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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