hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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