Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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