Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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