Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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