If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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