Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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