"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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