My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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