9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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