She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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