i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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