I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
